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AOTR’s Back to Miami trail
October 11, 2018 @ 6:30 PM - 9:30 PM EDT
After several weeks in Europe, learning to live like a Viking and helping make America great again, Ass On The Rocks is back for some hashing.
This time no major challenges. Expect an easy trail that even you senile wankers can do. So easy that even the walkers can catch up with everyone else. Trail easier than pushing a drunk man down hill.
Bring your dogs and cats. Bring your friends if you have any. Bring virgins! Yeah, you wankers, bring new people. Just don’t bring your fucking kids: leave them locked in your basement while you come have fun with us.
Trail will be dog-friendly, cell-phone-friendly, stroller-friendly (as long as it is empty, no kids in it) and idiot-friendly (hence the hare).
On after will be at “On The Rocks Bar”, located @ 217 71st St, Miami Beach. I don’t know if it is any good, but I like the name. 🙂
Come early to socialize and see hashers you haven’t seen in a long time (maybe because they just got paroled or something).
Hash cash $5
Virgins don’t pay.
We socialize around 6ish… hare away at 7pm.