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SoFL Anal Boxers, Briefs, or Thongs Hash
October 13, 2018 @ 1:00 PM - 7:00 PM EDT
Hey Miami H3, Wild Card H3 and ALL South Florida kennels, Fluff N Flash here – though my lazy ass tried to dodge it this year, it’s been brought to my attention that the summer wouldn’t quite be complete without some of us running around naked, or in our underwear, on the beach. So, strip down to your Boxers, Briefs, or Thongs for this trail – leave you inhibitions at home (or for those bashful hashers, wear them on the outside). Coming or Going and the Miami H3 MM have most graciously offered to help me bring this hash back for another year, and all kidding aside, it’s both a humbling and rewarding feeling to know that I’ve been missed down there (that’s what she said!). Historically, those that show up have a great afternoon – you don’t need to get naked on trail, you only have to be OK with seeing it all around you! This trail isn’t dog OR kid friendly, sorry. We hope to see you there in your underwear!
Hares: Fluff ‘n’ Flash, Frenchie Wench (Honorary)
Time: Prelube begins at 1pm – Hares away at 2pm
Hash cash $5 for prelube, beer check, Sex on the Beach on the Beach, circle beer, orange food and hot dogs grilled by Coming or Going. Bring whatever else you want to eat or drink, and we’ll have a great cookout!
Be prepared to pay about $7 to park all day, if you drive. Carpooling is recommended.
Location: Haulover Beach Park at the picnic area closest to the jetty.
Erections: From the North: Take I-95 to Miami Gardens Drive – then head (WHO SAID HEAD?!)
East but don’t turn onto Miami Gardens – keep going straight (just do it! You will be on NE 6th Ave) and you will run into 167th (826). Then head East towards Europe, turn South on A1A, and proceed down to the parking lot CLOSEST to the South end of the park – if it’s full, there are more lots all around.
(there is parking on the East side of A1A, and additional lots on the West of A1A).
From the South: Take I-95 to 125th St. East (toward Europe). It will turn into 123rd St, and then cross the Broad Causeway (toll) and follow to A1A (Collins Ave), turn left (north), then turn into the closest parking lot.